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AnswerMan? At the Water Cooler? Glass half-full, (Smile, in spite of the "season") |
  Feb 3 2010, 06:17 PM
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 Advanced Member  Group: GB Supporter 2010 Posts: 2,427 Joined: 21-January 05 From: Broken Butt, TX Member No.: 20  |
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Hello? AnswerMan here! W** d*** t** f****** g********* c*** i** t** f*** a "1***"?  Why does the federal government call its tax form a 1040? Well, see, it's like this: The feds figure there are 2080 work hours per year per working individual. So, when it's time to pay your income taxes, they simply take ....   And thank you for calling The AnswerMan. -------------------- "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
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Feb 4 2010, 12:46 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: GB Supporter 2010 Posts: 1,421 Joined: 20-January 05 From: Chicago Member No.: 7 |
QUOTE (Subordinate Claws @ Feb 3 2010, 06:17 PM)  [Ring ....] Hello? AnswerMan here! W** d*** t** f****** g********* c*** i** t** f*** a "1***"? Why does the federal government call its tax form a 1040? Well, see, it's like this: The feds figure there are 2080 work hours per year per working individual. So, when it's time to pay your income taxes, they simply take .... And thank you for calling The AnswerMan. This is one of the best AnswerMan posts ever, IMHO! [Anyone ever notice the "Insert Acrronym" link in the Quick Access menu under the emoticons?] -------------------- "Gladly wolde he lerne, and gladly teche." G.C.
"Do I contradict myself? Very well then I contradict myself, (I am large, I contain multitudes.)" W.W. |
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Feb 4 2010, 12:50 PM
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 Advanced Member Group: GB Supporter 2010 Posts: 2,204 Joined: 20-January 05 From: Sheridan, Wyoming Member No.: 6 |
Very funny and clever, Claws!
-------------------- Osea
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Feb 4 2010, 02:19 PM
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Advanced Member Group: GB Supporter 2010 Posts: 2,427 Joined: 21-January 05 From: Broken Butt, TX Member No.: 20 |
Aw shucks, guys.
 Thanks! Those two numbers just happened to simultaneously cross AnswerMan's mind -- and stayed there, followed by a wicked grin. Then, Voila!!Yeah, that'd be a good cocktail-party line to casually toss into the gabfest, especially between now and April 15th. Be my guests! for all I/we know, it could've been some wag's creation decades ago, but I promise you, cross my heart and hope to die, AnswerMan had neither seen nor heard it before. Honest injun. AnswerMan, there are a whole lot of things you've never seen or heard before. 
-------------------- "Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
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